justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

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stalinwasabasicbitch:

khakhov:

cherrybrandyismymuse:

dudewithabow:

"So, er, for the non South Asians in the audience who perhaps didn’t understand why there was applause, the British built a really extensive railway system throughout India before they left, and it wasn’t so much for transportation for the Indian people, it was because it’s really hard to plunder on foot."

Hari Kondabolu’s joke about the British colonisation of India [x]

This is a perfect way of illustrating how colonialisation works, it it’s brutal and intimate. It’s degrading.

AMAZING

This is dead on and hysterical

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thankgodimasian:

I C O N I C

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ckeichan:

I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

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misstotallyawesome:

the new Guardians of the Galaxy still looks amazing

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hotwing:

The best 2 minutes in Television history.

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